One time, I was lost in the ocean in Mexico.It was a real problem, especially since I wasn't on a boat.Ever been so absorbed with clown fish and corals that you look up to realize you’ve accidentally ditched your snorkeling group?Just me?Awkward.There I was, bobbing in the open ocean, Nemo and Dory my only witnesses as my predicament washed over me.So what did I do?I followed random snorkelers to their yacht - because nothing says "good decision-making" like climbing aboard a vessel with a guy sporting gold teeth and offering tequila at 11 a.m.Yikes.As "Taken" scenarios flashed through my mind, I politely declined becoming the star of "Copywriter Kidnapped: The Limited Series."Plot twist: I survived to tell the tale AND write your copy!Why risk your marketing to someone boring?Hi, I’m Janine.I capture attention faster than a panic attack in international waters.My messaging is clearer than my "please don't kidnap me" face.I turn awkward situations into compelling stories (Exhibit A: this entire pitch).Your business deserves copy with personality that your customers actually read.Let's create something people will remember—preferably without the near-death experience.Want copy with a pulse? Let's talk before I get distracted by something shiny underwater again.

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